Retired Programmer's Cheeky Ornament - A Gift with a Laugh

Got a mate who’s hung up the keyboard? This cheeky ornament's got the perfect punchline: "CAUTION: I'm a Retired Computer Programmer. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!" Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, it's light as a feather yet built to last. Hang it up anywhere for a chuckle and a chat. Perfect for Christmas or any occasion. Snag this gem and gift some giggles!