Retired Forester's Cheeky Christmas Ornament

Got a retired forester in your life? This cheeky ornament is just the ticket! With "CAUTION: I'm a Retired Forester. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!" it's perfect for bringing a smile and a foresty vibe to any tree. Crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss finish, it's both light and pet-friendly. Includes a gold cord for easy hanging. Celebrate their forest tales and deck the halls with laughter. Snag it now!