Retired Programmer Heart Ornament—Gift with a Laugh

Fancy a chuckle with your Christmas cheer? This heart ornament shouts 'Caution: I'M A Retired Computer Programmer. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!' Perfectly cheeky for your favourite coder. Lightweight MDF with a glossy finish, it's safe around kids and pets. Dangle it with the festive gold cord and watch smiles appear. Make their festive season a tad brighter, one laugh at a time. Snag yours and spread the joy!