Cheeky 'Retired Cook' Heart Ornament - A Festive Treat

Fancy a laugh with your festive cheer? Our 'Caution: I'm A Retired Cook...' heart ornament is just the ticket! Made from sturdy MDF with a glossy finish, it's light, durable, and ready for any kitchen. With vibrant colours and a cheeky slogan, this gem's a cracker for any culinary legend. Hang it up with the included gold cord and let the banter begin. Go on, snag yours now and spice up the season!