Retired Court Clerk Heart Ornament - Humorous Christmas Gift

Hey, mate! Got a retired court clerk in your life? This cheeky heart ornament is just the ticket. It’s made from sturdy MDF with a glossy finish, lightweight but tough enough for homes with kids or pets. The vibrant print and festive gold cord make it a breeze to hang. With this ornament, you're not just giving a gift; you're sharing a laugh with the slogan: "CAUTION: I'm a Retired Court Clerk. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!" Grab it and spread some holiday cheer!