Hilarious Programmer Ornament - Gift for Techies

Fancy a chuckle while decking the halls? This cheeky ornament is perfect for the coder in your life. With its bold, funny slogan— "I'm a retired computer programmer. Stay at your own risk!"—it's a cracking conversation starter. Made from sturdy MDF with a glossy finish, it's colourful, durable, and lightweight. Ideal for festive fun or all-year charm. Go on, brighten up their day!