Cheeky Scientist Heart Ornament – Retired Scientist Gift

Ready for a giggle? This heart ornament's got it in spades! With "CAUTION: I'm a Retired Scientist. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!" splashed across, it's a top-notch gift for that brainy mate who loves a laugh. Crafted from sturdy MDF with a glossy finish, it's lightweight and vibrant, ideal for any home or lab. Hang it with the festive gold cord and let the banter begin. Go on, spread some scientific cheer!