Retired Groundskeeper Keychain - A Tale in Your Pocket

Mate, ever heard a retired groundskeeper's tale? This keychain's got 'em all! Made of stainless steel, it laughs at rust and corrosion. Sleek in black, it fits snug in your pocket at 1.57 x 0.87 inches. Engraved with "CAUTION: I'm a Retired Groundskeeper. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!", it's a cheeky nod to their hard graft. Perfect for graduations or any day you fancy a smile. Snag it now and give 'em a chuckle!