Retired Porter Ornament: Stories Await!

Mate, this ornament's a cracker for a retired porter! "Caution: I'm A Retired Porter. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!" It's a chuckle-packed gem crafted from sturdy MDF with a glossy finish. Lightweight and pet-friendly, it comes with a gold cord for easy hanging. Perfect gift for sparking laughs and tales. Snag it now for a memorable Christmas!