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Off by one cent and I will find you. A crewneck your bookkeeper will get

From $34.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

One missing penny. One determined bookkeeper. Zero chance of letting it slide. This funny bookkeeper crewneck sweatshirt is printed on the front with “Off by $0.01 and I will find you.” and makes an easy gift for a birthday, the end of tax season or a work anniversary. It makes an accountant gift that actually gets used. Pure accounting humor.

Size guide · S to 5XL
Crewneck sweatshirt measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve length
S202633
M222734
L242835
XL262936
2XL283037
3XL303138
4XL323239
5XL343340

Lay one that fits you flat and compare. Allow about 1 inch either way. Full size guide

Sizing: each piece is printed for you, so please check the size guide before you order. We don’t offer size exchanges, but you can cancel within 14 days of delivery and send it back unworn (return postage is at your cost). Returns policy

$7.99 US shipping for the first one, plus $2.09 for each extra one. Items from different suppliers ship separately and are charged separately.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

Sending it as a gift? At checkout, enter their name and address under “Shipping address”, then untick “Use same address for billing” and add your own billing address.

Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

They will laugh the first time they wear it to the office at month-end, then go back and find that cent. Anyone in bookkeeping or accounting has stayed late hunting one stray penny. This is the threat, politely printed.

Details

  • Classic-fit unisex crewneck sweatshirt, 50/50 cotton and polyester, 8.0 oz/yd², tear-away label
  • White, sizes S to 5XL
  • Printed on the front with “Off by $0.01 and I will find you.”
  • Original Truweli art of a determined bookkeeper with a curly bun peering over her glasses and holding up a calculator above an open ledger

FAQ

How does it fit? It is a classic unisex fit from S to 5XL. Check the size guide below before you order.

How do I care for it? Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low and do not iron the print.

How long does it take? Production usually takes 3-7 business days. We ship to US addresses only.

How is it packed, and can I send it as a gift? It is packed for shipping, not gift-wrapped. Sending it as a gift? Enter their address under Shipping address at checkout, then untick “Use same address for billing” and add your own.

What if it arrives damaged? Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.

Size guide

Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest is measured across the chest 1 inch below the armhole, laid flat. Body length is from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Sleeve length is from the center back of the neck to the sleeve hem.

Size Chest width (in) Body length (in) Sleeve length (in)
S 20 26 33
M 22 27 34
L 24 28 35
XL 26 29 36
2XL 28 30 37
3XL 30 31 38
4XL 32 32 39
5XL 34 33 40

Printed to order in the USA.

Designed by Truweli.

Truweli. The gift that says you noticed.

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