I Make Announcements Nobody Listens To, a Pilot T-Shirt
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Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only
“I Make Announcements Nobody Listens To. Then I Land the Plane Anyway.” on the front of a T-shirt, with the chatty captain and his cabin of non-listeners. For the pilot who talks to the cabin anyway. Smooth landing, zero applause.
- Fabric: Midweight cotton, 5.3 oz/yd², with a tear-away label.
- Fit: Classic unisex fit, sizes S to 5XL. Compare with a tee you own using the size guide.
- Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron the print.
- Made: Printed to order in the USA. Ships in 3–7 business days, then US delivery takes 2–5 business days.
Free US shipping.
Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).
Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping
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Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.
Every pilot knows the cabin stops listening the moment the handset clicks on. This T-shirt shows exactly that. The captain grins at the cockpit window, mid-announcement. Behind him, one passenger sleeps with his mouth open, one wears headphones, one reads, one eats snacks. Wheels down regardless.
It works for the crew room and the drive to the airport. Headphones on, eyes closed. Flight instructors have the same audience, one student at a time. The seatbelt sign, as usual, was mostly decorative.
Details
- T-shirt in sizes S to 5XL
- Printed on the front with “I Make Announcements Nobody Listens To. Then I Land the Plane Anyway.”
- Original Truweli art of a grinning captain at the cockpit window speaking into a handset while the passengers behind him sleep, wear headphones, read a book and eat snacks, the cream jet touching down on a runway with speed lines, all inside a teal banner
Questions
- What sizes are there? S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL.
- Where is the art? On the front.
- Who is it for? Pilots, flight instructors, student pilots, aviation fans and anyone who has given the safety talk to a cabin full of headphones.
Good to know
Production usually takes 3-7 business days.
Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.
Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in Columbus, Ohio.
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