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15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.", left side
15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.", right side
15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.", held at chest
15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.", with a donut
15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.", raised in hand
15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.", held out by the handle
15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.", held in an open hand
15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.", front view
  1. 15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.", left side
  2. 15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.", right side
  3. 15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.", held at chest
  4. 15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.", with a donut
  5. 15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.", raised in hand
  6. 15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.", held out by the handle
  7. 15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.", held in an open hand
  8. 15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.", front view

Hand this plumber mug over on site. I don’t panic at floods. I invoice them

$18.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

A calm plumber, a long invoice and a homeowner who is not calm at all share a sky-blue 15 oz white ceramic coffee mug with “I Don’t Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.” For the plumber who reaches for the clipboard first. Floodwater included.

$6.50 US shipping for the first one, plus $3.00 for each extra one. Items from different suppliers ship separately and are charged separately.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

Sending it as a gift? At checkout, enter their name and address under “Shipping address”, then untick “Use same address for billing” and add your own billing address.

Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

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Sky blue covers this coffee mug end to end, with the water level drawn right across the bottom. On one side the line runs in big white and yellow letters. In the middle a plumber in overalls stands in the flood with a red wrench and an invoice that has not finished unrolling, and further round the homeowner is screaming at the water while a rubber duck floats past. Calm plumber, loud homeowner.

For the plumber who has walked into a flooded basement and reached for the clipboard before the mop. Hand it over for a birthday, Christmas or a retirement, and wait for the burst pipe story. Wet socks, dry humor. The rubber duck seems to be the only one enjoying itself.

Details

  • Art: A sky-blue wrap with a plumber in overalls and a cap, wrench raised and a long invoice in hand, standing in floodwater, while a panicked homeowner in purple stands knee deep beside a floating rubber duck.
  • Style: Full color on a sky-blue background that wraps the whole mug; the plumber stands near the middle, the line fills one side and the homeowner and rubber duck fill the other.
  • The line: "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them."
  • Mug: 15 oz white ceramic coffee mug, art on both sides.

Questions

  • What size is it? 15 oz, roomy enough for a long emergency call.
  • How do I care for it? Dishwasher and microwave safe; hand wash recommended for the longest print life.
  • Who is it for? Plumbers, pipefitters, plumbing apprentices and the person you call at 2 a.m. when the water heater gives up.

Good to know

Printed just for you after you order.

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free.

Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in Louisville, Kentucky.

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Style

15oz White Mug

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