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15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I DON'T PANIC AT FLOODS. I INVOICE THEM.", left side
15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I DON'T PANIC AT FLOODS. I INVOICE THEM.", right side
15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I DON'T PANIC AT FLOODS. I INVOICE THEM.", held at chest
15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I DON'T PANIC AT FLOODS. I INVOICE THEM.", with a donut
15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I DON'T PANIC AT FLOODS. I INVOICE THEM.", raised in hand
15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I DON'T PANIC AT FLOODS. I INVOICE THEM.", held out by the handle
15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I DON'T PANIC AT FLOODS. I INVOICE THEM.", held in an open hand
  1. 15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I DON'T PANIC AT FLOODS. I INVOICE THEM.", left side
  2. 15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I DON'T PANIC AT FLOODS. I INVOICE THEM.", right side
  3. 15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I DON'T PANIC AT FLOODS. I INVOICE THEM.", held at chest
  4. 15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I DON'T PANIC AT FLOODS. I INVOICE THEM.", with a donut
  5. 15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I DON'T PANIC AT FLOODS. I INVOICE THEM.", raised in hand
  6. 15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I DON'T PANIC AT FLOODS. I INVOICE THEM.", held out by the handle
  7. 15 oz white ceramic plumber mug printed with "I DON'T PANIC AT FLOODS. I INVOICE THEM.", held in an open hand

“Is it bad?” “I don’t panic at floods. I invoice them.” Plumber mug

$18.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

Thick black capitals spell out “I Don’t Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them.” next to line art of a grinning plumber and a very long invoice. A 15 oz white ceramic coffee mug in black ink only, for the plumber who stays calm and bills accordingly. Calm in black and white.

$6.50 US shipping for the first one, plus $3.00 for each extra one. Items from different suppliers ship separately and are charged separately.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

Sending it as a gift? At checkout, enter their name and address under “Shipping address”, then untick “Use same address for billing” and add your own billing address.

Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

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Comic-panel line art in black ink is all this coffee mug needs. A grinning plumber with a pipe wrench unrolls an invoice that keeps going, and the homeowner behind him has both hands up at the water around her ankles. On the other side the line stands in heavy capitals over a little rubber duck riding the waves. Ink only, no blue.

Some plumbers have done the math before the homeowner finishes the sentence, and this one is for them. It suits a birthday, Christmas or the end of a long flood season, and it looks at home in a plain shop or truck. One duck, zero panic. The invoice is longer than the plumber's wrench.

Details

  • Art: Black ink line art of a grinning plumber with a pipe wrench unrolling a long invoice while a frantic homeowner behind him throws up her hands, water and a rubber duck at their feet.
  • Style: Black ink line art on white; the line is in heavy capitals above a rubber duck bobbing on drawn waves.
  • The line: "I Don't Panic At Floods. I Invoice Them." (printed in capitals)
  • Mug: 15 oz white ceramic coffee mug, art on both sides.

Questions

  • What size is it? 15 oz, a full cup between service calls.
  • How do I care for it? Dishwasher and microwave safe; hand wash recommended for the longest print life.
  • Who is it for? Plumbers, pipefitters, plumbing contractors and anyone who likes black and white more than bright color.

Good to know

Printed just for you after you order.

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free.

Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in Louisville, Kentucky.

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Style

15oz White Mug

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