




Unisex welder tee that says “Hand them a $5 chair. It comes back 90 pounds”
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A white unisex T-shirt with a WELDER dictionary entry: “Hand them a $5 chair. It comes back weighing 90 pounds.” Synonyms: heirloom maker. For any welder who overbuilds on principle. Five bucks in, ninety pounds out.
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Give a welder a wobbly folding chair and it does not come back as a folding chair. This unisex T-shirt lays out the evidence as a dictionary entry: WELDER, (wel·der), noun, Hand them a $5 chair. It comes back weighing 90 pounds. Above the words, a flimsy orange chair points to its new self, a square steel monster on a scale reading 90. Synonyms: heirloom maker.
Made for anyone who welds, in any shop, at any size. It works for a birthday, a welding school graduation or a thank-you to the person who fixed the patio set for good. Five bucks in, ninety pounds out. Nobody is moving that chair without a dolly.
Details
- Art: An orange wooden folding chair, an orange arrow, and the same chair rebuilt as a hulking gunmetal steel chair with orange corner braces, sitting on a blue scale base whose yellow dial reads 90, all above a dictionary entry for WELDER.
- Text on the art: WELDER / (wel·der) noun / Hand them a $5 chair. / It comes back / weighing 90 pounds. / Synonyms: / heirloom maker
- Unisex sizing, S to 5XL; check the size chart in the photos before you order. Color: White.
Questions
- What does the shirt say? WELDER (wel·der) noun, then "Hand them a $5 chair. It comes back weighing 90 pounds." and "Synonyms: heirloom maker" in steel blue.
- Is it unisex? Yes. Unisex sizing from S to 5XL; the size chart is in the photos.
- Who is it for? Welders, fabricators, welding students, hobby welders and anyone who owns furniture that weighs more than it should.
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Production usually takes 3-7 business days.
Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free.
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