Welders. Hand them a $5 chair. It comes back 90 pounds. A unisex crewneck

On this crewneck sweatshirt, a five-dollar folding chair walks into the shop and leaves as furniture nobody can lift. Ninety pounds, give or take. The unisex design tells it in dictionary form, with a big orange WELDER on top, the before-and-after chairs underneath and a scale stuck at 90. The definition reads Hand them a $5 chair. It comes back weighing 90 pounds. Its one synonym, heirloom maker, sits at the bottom in steel blue.

For cold mornings in the shop and long Saturdays in the garage, whoever is holding the stinger. Hand it over at Christmas, a birthday or the end of a first year as a welding apprentice. Square tube, no wobble. The orange corner braces are a nice touch nobody asked for.

Details

• Art: An orange wooden folding chair, an orange arrow, and the same chair rebuilt as a hulking gunmetal steel chair with orange corner braces, sitting on a blue scale base whose yellow dial reads 90, all above a dictionary entry for WELDER.
• Text on the art: WELDER / (wel·der) noun / Hand them a $5 chair. / It comes back / weighing 90 pounds. / Synonyms: / heirloom maker
• Unisex sizing, S to 5XL; check the size chart in the photos before you order. Color: White.

Questions

• What is on the front? A WELDER dictionary entry in orange, steel blue and yellow, with a flimsy chair turning into a 90-pound steel one.
• Is it unisex? Yes, unisex sizing from S to 5XL. Check the size chart in the photos for the fit you like.
• Who is it for? Welders, welding apprentices, ironworkers, garage fabricators and anyone who repairs things so they never break again.

Good to know

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Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free.

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