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Gas station bathrooms ranked, and social work knows it. Marker crewneck

From $34.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

Hand-drawn crewneck sweatshirt for social work staff: every gas station bathroom in the county, known and ranked. Synonyms: restroom reviewer. Pick a light or dark color, unisex sizing. Clipboard down, coffee up.

Size guide · S to 5XL
Crewneck sweatshirt measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve length
S202633
M222734
L242835
XL262936
2XL283037
3XL303138
4XL323239
5XL343340

Chest is measured across the chest 1 inch below the armhole, laid flat (double it for the full chest). Body length is from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Sleeve length is from the center back of the neck to the sleeve hem. Allow about 1 inch either way.

Sizing: each piece is printed for you, so please check the size guide before you order. We don’t offer size exchanges, but you can cancel within 14 days of delivery and send it back unworn (return postage is at your cost). Returns policy

$7.99 US shipping for the first one, plus $2.09 for each extra one. Items from different suppliers ship separately and are charged separately.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

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Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

Every gas station bathroom in the county has a rank, and the social work pro you know has the list by heart. The crewneck sweatshirt says so in hand-drawn letters, with the ranking line in orange. Synonyms: restroom reviewer sits next to a small orange podium. Sketched, not typed.

It fits case managers, family service workers and the school counselor down the hall who knows which stops have the clean ones. Wrap up a holiday, a licensing exam or a big caseload month with it. Clipboard down, coffee up. Number three is only on the list for emergencies.

Details

  • Art: Hand-drawn marker lettering in dark ink, with "Has them ranked." in orange and a small orange podium numbered 2, 1, 3 beside the synonyms; on Black and Navy the dark ink becomes a light stone color.
  • Text on the art: three lines about knowing every gas station bathroom in the county, the punchline that they are all ranked, and Synonyms: restroom reviewer.
  • Unisex sizing, S to 5XL (Sand runs S to 3XL); check the size chart before you order. Colors: White, Ash, Sand, Black and Navy.

Questions

  • What is on the front? Hand-drawn lettering: "Every social worker knows every gas station bathroom in the county. Has them ranked." then Synonyms: restroom reviewer.
  • What sizes and colors? Unisex S to 5XL in White, Ash, Black and Navy, and S to 3XL in Sand.
  • Who is it for? Case managers, family service workers, school social work staff and the coworker with the list.

Good to know

Printed just for you after you order.

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free.

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