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Holiday feast is discovery with gravy. Counsel nods. Lawyer crewneck

From $34.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

Retro lawyer crewneck sweatshirt with a comic-style Thanksgiving scene and the line Thanksgiving is just discovery with gravy, in four colors with unisex sizing. Sleeves up, gravy down.

Size guide · S to 5XL
Crewneck sweatshirt measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve length
S202633
M222734
L242835
XL262936
2XL283037
3XL303138
4XL323239
5XL343340

Chest is measured across the chest 1 inch below the armhole, laid flat (double it for the full chest). Body length is from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Sleeve length is from the center back of the neck to the sleeve hem. Allow about 1 inch either way.

Sizing: each piece is printed for you, so please check the size guide before you order. We don’t offer size exchanges, but you can cancel within 14 days of delivery and send it back unworn (return postage is at your cost). Returns policy

  • Fabric: 50/50 cotton and polyester, 8.0 oz/yd², ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
  • Fit: Classic unisex fit, sizes S to 5XL (Sand S to 3XL). Check the size guide.
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron the print.
  • Made: Printed to order in the USA. Ships in 3–7 business days, then US delivery takes 2–5 business days.

$7.99 US shipping for the first one, plus $2.09 for each extra one. Items from different suppliers ship separately and are charged separately.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

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Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

Holiday dinner is just discovery with gravy, and counsel is not taking questions until dessert. This crewneck sweatshirt has the retro comic poster on the front: Thanksgiving is just discovery with gravy. The lawyer at the head of the table raises the gravy boat marked EXHIBIT A while the turkey waits. Old-school ink, fresh objections.

A cold-courtroom layer for litigators, legal aid lawyers and the cousin who just finished law school. Bring it out at Thanksgiving, on a promotion to partner or at a firm holiday swap. Sleeves up, gravy down. Second helpings require a motion.

Details

  • Art: A retro comic-style poster: a lawyer in a blue suit at a Thanksgiving table holds up a gravy boat tagged EXHIBIT A over a roast turkey and side dishes, with red lettering on yellow banners.
  • Text on the art: THANKSGIVING IS JUST / DISCOVERY / WITH / GRAVY. (small decorative tag on the art: EXHIBIT A).
  • Unisex sizing, S to 5XL (Sand runs S to 3XL); check the size chart before you order. Colors: White, Sand, Black and Navy.

Questions

  • What is on the front? A retro comic-style scene: a lawyer at Thanksgiving dinner holding a gravy boat tagged EXHIBIT A, with "Thanksgiving is just discovery with gravy."
  • What sizes and colors? Unisex S to 5XL in White, Black and Navy, and S to 3XL in Sand.
  • Who would wear it? Litigators, legal aid attorneys, new partners and recent law grads.

Good to know

Printed just for you after you order.

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free.

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