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Funny Fishing Christmas Ornament: I FISH. THEREFORE I LIE.

$16.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

A funny fishing Christmas ornament, 3.5 in round and lightweight, with “I FISH. THEREFORE I LIE.” printed on both sides. Made for the fisherman whose fish story gets a little bigger every time. Red ribbon included; it arrives without a gift box. It makes a fishing gift that actually gets used.

$5.49 US shipping for the first one, plus $0.70 for each extra one. Items from different suppliers ship separately and are charged separately.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

Sending it as a gift? At checkout, enter their name and address under “Shipping address”, then untick “Use same address for billing” and add your own billing address.

Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

This funny fishing Christmas ornament carries the words “I FISH. THEREFORE I LIE.” on both sides. The joke: it is a twist on the old line “I think, therefore I am.” Every fisherman knows the fish story gets a little bigger each time it is told.

Details

  • 3.5 in round white aluminum ornament, glossy finish, 0.025 in thin, red ribbon included for hanging
  • Printed on both sides with “I FISH. THEREFORE I LIE.”
  • Original Truweli art of a laid-back bass in a cap and sunglasses lounging in a wooden chair on a dock with a drink can and a fishing rod

FAQ

How do I care for it? Wipe it clean with a soft, damp cloth.

How long does it take? Production usually takes 3-7 business days. We ship to US addresses only.

How is it packed, and can I send it as a gift? It arrives without a gift box, with the red ribbon included. Sending it as a gift? Enter their address under Shipping address at checkout, then untick “Use same address for billing” and add your own.

What if it arrives damaged? Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.

Make it a set: the same artwork is on our fishing shirt.

Printed to order in the USA.

Designed by Truweli.

Truweli. The gift that says you noticed.

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