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White unisex T-shirt printed with I HIT A TREE AND CALLED IT STRATEGY. and a golf ball smashing into a tree trunk
Plain white T-shirt, back view
Folded white T-shirt showing "I Hit a Tree and Called It Strategy" golf graphic
White T-shirt with "I Hit a Tree and Called It Strategy" golf graphic, lifestyle flat-lay
Black T-shirt with "I Hit a Tree and Called It Strategy" golf graphic, front view
Plain black T-shirt, back view
Folded black T-shirt showing "I Hit a Tree and Called It Strategy" golf graphic
Black T-shirt with "I Hit a Tree and Called It Strategy" golf graphic, lifestyle flat-lay
  1. White unisex T-shirt printed with I HIT A TREE AND CALLED IT STRATEGY. and a golf ball smashing into a tree trunk
  2. Plain white T-shirt, back view
  3. Folded white T-shirt showing "I Hit a Tree and Called It Strategy" golf graphic
  4. White T-shirt with "I Hit a Tree and Called It Strategy" golf graphic, lifestyle flat-lay
  5. Black T-shirt with "I Hit a Tree and Called It Strategy" golf graphic, front view
  6. Plain black T-shirt, back view
  7. Folded black T-shirt showing "I Hit a Tree and Called It Strategy" golf graphic
  8. Black T-shirt with "I Hit a Tree and Called It Strategy" golf graphic, lifestyle flat-lay

Golfer T-Shirt: I Hit a Tree and Called It Strategy

From $23.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

Bad bounce or brilliant course management? Depends who you ask. This funny golf shirt is a classic-fit unisex tee in 100% cotton, printed on the front with “I HIT A TREE AND CALLED IT STRATEGY.” Black or White, S to 5XL. It makes a gift for golfers that actually gets used.

Size guide · S to 5XL
T-shirt measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBack length
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235

Lay one that fits you flat and compare. Allow about 1 inch either way. Full size guide

Sizing: each piece is printed for you, so please check the size guide before you order. We don’t offer size exchanges, but you can cancel within 14 days of delivery and send it back unworn (return postage is at your cost). Returns policy

Free US shipping.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

Sending it as a gift? At checkout, enter their name and address under “Shipping address”, then untick “Use same address for billing” and add your own billing address.

Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

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The ball came back toward the tee like it had forgotten something. Nobody else saw a plan, but he swears there was one. Wood chips in the air.

Thwack, then silence. The golfer who gets it will wear it without saying a word about why. Every course keeps one tree right where the slice goes.

Details

  • Classic-fit unisex T-shirt, 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd², tear-away label
  • White or Black, sizes S to 5XL
  • Printed on the front with “I HIT A TREE AND CALLED IT STRATEGY.”
  • Original Truweli art of a golf ball smashing into a tree trunk with bark and wood chips flying and leaves scattering
  • Fit: It is a classic unisex fit from S to 5XL. Check the size guide below before you order.
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low and do not iron the print.

Size guide

Size Chest width (in) Back length (in)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
5XL 32 35
  • Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Compare with a T-shirt that fits you: lay it flat and measure.

Good to know

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.

Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in Columbus, Ohio.

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