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Deer Camp Hoodie: I Track. I Wait. I Miss.

From $39.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

The hunting stories sound impressive until somebody asks what happened at the end. This funny hunting hoodie is printed on the front with “I TRACK. I WAIT. I MISS.” and makes an easy gift for a birthday, Father’s Day, opening day or a hunting trip. This hooded sweatshirt is warm enough for a chilly morning in the stand during hunting season. It suits a hunting dad or a hunting grandpa. It is for anyone who plans the whole year around deer hunting. It makes a bowhunting, hunter, missed shot or outdoorsman gift, or a gift for hunters that actually gets used. Pure deer camp humor. It is the hunting hoodie men and women will actually reach for.

Size guide · S to 5XL
Hoodie measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve length
S202733
M222834
L242935
XL263036
2XL283137
3XL303238
4XL323339
5XL343440

Lay one that fits you flat and compare. Allow about 1 inch either way. Full size guide

Sizing: each piece is printed for you, so please check the size guide before you order. We don’t offer size exchanges, but you can cancel within 14 days of delivery and send it back unworn (return postage is at your cost). Returns policy

$7.99 US shipping for the first one, plus $2.09 for each extra one. Items from different suppliers ship separately and are charged separately.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

Sending it as a gift? At checkout, enter their name and address under “Shipping address”, then untick “Use same address for billing” and add your own billing address.

Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

He scouted for weeks and sat for nine hours. The arrow found the only branch in the county. Nine hours in the blind.

Track, wait, miss. Picture the hunter you love most, ready to wear it at deer camp with a grin. Thermoses at deer camp hold mostly coffee and optimism.

Details

  • Unisex pullover hoodie, 50/50 cotton and polyester, 8.0 oz/yd², double-lined hood, pouch pocket
  • White, sizes S to 5XL
  • Printed on the front with “I TRACK. I WAIT. I MISS.”
  • Original Truweli art of a camo hunter watching through binoculars from a wooden blind while a whitetail buck stands in a sunset field
  • Fit: It is a unisex fit from S to 5XL. Check the size guide below before you order.
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low and do not iron the print.

Size guide

Size Chest width (in) Body length (in) Sleeve length (in)
S 20 27 33
M 22 28 34
L 24 29 35
XL 26 30 36
2XL 28 31 37
3XL 30 32 38
4XL 32 33 39
5XL 34 34 40
  • Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest is measured across the chest 1 inch below the armhole, laid flat. Body length is from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Sleeve length is from the center back of the neck to the sleeve hem.

Good to know

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.

Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in Columbus, Ohio.

Truweli. The gift that says you noticed.

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