Deck the Halls With My Mile Splits Runner T-Shirt
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Faster every mile, and Santa cannot keep up. This funny running Christmas T-shirt is printed on the front with DECK THE HALLS WITH MY MILE SPLITS and a cartoon runner in a Santa hat checking his watch as he sprints past an exhausted Santa and a collapsed reindeer, with mile posts reading 7:02, 6:48 and 6:31. A Christmas gift for the runner who brings a training plan to the holidays.
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Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).
Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping
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Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.
Some people are happy to deck the halls with tinsel. Runners would rather do it with negative splits. Negative splits.
Mile three, fastest yet. It will not fix anything at race day, but the runner will wear it anyway. Turkey trots have more costumes than most parades.
Details
- Unisex T-shirt, 5.3 oz/yd², classic unisex fit, tear-away label
- White, Natural and Sand are 100% cotton; Sport Gray is 90% cotton and 10% polyester; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester
- Natural is made with unprocessed cotton, so small dark flecks in the fabric are normal
- Colors: White, Sport Gray, Ash, Natural and Sand; sizes S to 5XL
- Front print, centered on the chest: DECK THE HALLS WITH MY MILE SPLITS
- Original Truweli Christmas running cartoon: a Santa-hat runner, an exhausted Santa and a worn-out reindeer
- Printed on the front with “DECK THE HALLS WITH MY MILE SPLITS”
- Original Truweli art of a Santa-hat runner passing an exhausted Santa beside mile posts reading 7:02, 6:48 and 6:31
- Fit: It is a classic unisex fit from S to 5XL. Check the size guide below before you order.
- Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry on low heat, do not iron and do not dry clean.
Size guide
| Size | Chest width (in) | Back length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
- Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Compare with a T-shirt that fits you: lay it flat and measure.
Good to know
Production usually takes 3-7 business days.
Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.
Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in Columbus, Ohio.
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