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Front of the white unisex hoodie printed with a worn-out hiker clutching her knees beside a wooden MODERATE trail sign, with pine trees and snowy mountains and the words "Trail Said Moderate. My Knees Want To Speak To The Manager."
Plain white hoodie, back view
Plain white hoodie, back view
White hiking hoodie folded flat, design on the front
Hoodie size chart
  1. Front of the white unisex hoodie printed with a worn-out hiker clutching her knees beside a wooden MODERATE trail sign, with pine trees and snowy mountains and the words "Trail Said Moderate. My Knees Want To Speak To The Manager."
  2. Plain white hoodie, back view
  3. Plain white hoodie, back view
  4. White hiking hoodie folded flat, design on the front
  5. Hoodie size chart

Hiking Hoodie With Worn-Out Hiker on the Trail

From $39.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

A funny hiking white unisex hoodie printed on the front with “Trail Said Moderate. My Knees Want To Speak To The Manager.” Made for the hiker who trusts trail ratings a little less after every climb. Production usually takes 3-7 business days. Pure hiking humor.

Size guide · S to 5XL
Hoodie measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve length
S202733
M222834
L242935
XL263036
2XL283137
3XL303238
4XL323339
5XL343440

Lay one that fits you flat and compare. Allow about 1 inch either way. Full size guide

Sizing: each piece is printed for you, so please check the size guide before you order. We don’t offer size exchanges, but you can cancel within 14 days of delivery and send it back unworn (return postage is at your cost). Returns policy

$7.99 US shipping for the first one, plus $2.09 for each extra one. Items from different suppliers ship separately and are charged separately.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

Sending it as a gift? At checkout, enter their name and address under “Shipping address”, then untick “Use same address for billing” and add your own billing address.

Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

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The view at the top is lovely, eventually. Somebody, somewhere, once said this trail was moderate. A bright headband, damp.

Messy bun, steady pace. The hiker will wear it, say nothing and look quietly vindicated. Switchbacks are the trail’s way of saying no.

Details

  • Unisex pullover hoodie, 50/50 cotton and polyester, 8.0 oz/yd², double-lined hood, pouch pocket
  • White, sizes S to 5XL
  • Printed on the front with “Trail Said Moderate. My Knees Want To Speak To The Manager.”
  • Original Truweli art of a worn-out hiker with a messy brown bun and a bright patterned headband, in a teal top, dark shorts
  • Fit: It is a unisex fit from S to 5XL. Check the size guide below before you order.
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low and do not iron the print.

Size guide

Size Chest width (in) Body length (in) Sleeve length (in)
S 20 27 33
M 22 28 34
L 24 29 35
XL 26 30 36
2XL 28 31 37
3XL 30 32 38
4XL 32 33 39
5XL 34 34 40
  • Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest is measured across the chest 1 inch below the armhole, laid flat. Body length is from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Sleeve length is from the center back of the neck to the sleeve hem.

Good to know

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.

Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in Columbus, Ohio.

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