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White T-shirt printed with "I Stage Homes for a Living. Please Don't Open My Garage."
Plain T-shirt, back view
White T-shirt printed with "I Stage Homes for a Living. Please Don't Open My Garage.", folded view
White T-shirt printed with "I Stage Homes for a Living. Please Don't Open My Garage.", styled flat lay
T-shirt size chart
  1. White T-shirt printed with "I Stage Homes for a Living. Please Don't Open My Garage."
  2. Plain T-shirt, back view
  3. White T-shirt printed with "I Stage Homes for a Living. Please Don't Open My Garage.", folded view
  4. White T-shirt printed with "I Stage Homes for a Living. Please Don't Open My Garage.", styled flat lay
  5. T-shirt size chart

I Stage Homes for a Living. Please Don’t Open My Garage. Real Estate Tee

From $23.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

“I Stage Homes for a Living. Please Don’t Open My Garage.” on the front of a white T-shirt, with the staged living room and the garage that is about to burst. For the real estate agent whose living room is always photo ready. Staged inside, chaos behind the door.

Size guide · S to 5XL
T-shirt measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBack length
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235

Lay a T-shirt that fits you flat and measure across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes. Measurements may vary by 1 to 2 inches.

Sizing: each piece is printed for you, so please check the size guide before you order. We don’t offer size exchanges, but you can cancel within 14 days of delivery and send it back unworn (return postage is at your cost). Returns policy

Free US shipping.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

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Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

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Real estate agents make every listing look like a magazine spread, and this T-shirt admits where the extra stuff really goes. One half of the cartoon house is a staged living room with a green sofa, a throw pillow in exactly the right spot and framed art on the wall. The other half is a garage door bowing outward. Boxes, a bike, a ladder, a beach ball.

A tee for open house weekends. Home stagers and brokers all have their own garage story, and most of them involve a ladder. The string lights are from three holidays ago and still tangled.

Details

  • White T-shirt in sizes S to 5XL
  • Printed on the front with “I Stage Homes for a Living. Please Don’t Open My Garage.”
  • Original Truweli art of a cutaway house with a spotless staged living room, green sofa, coffee table and framed art on one side, and a bulging garage door on the other with boxes, a bicycle, a ladder, string lights and a beach ball spilling out

Questions

  • What sizes are there? S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL.
  • Where is the art? On the front.
  • Who is it for? Real estate agents, home stagers, interior designers, brokers and anyone with a spotless living room and a garage nobody is allowed to see.

Good to know

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.

Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in Columbus, Ohio.

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