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Is Thanksgiving just discovery with gravy? Ask a lawyer. Tee

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Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

Retro comic-style lawyer T-shirt: Thanksgiving is just discovery with gravy. Gravy boat tagged Exhibit A, roast turkey on the table. White, Sand, Black or Navy, S to 5XL.

Size guide · S to 5XL
T-shirt measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBack length
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235

Lay a T-shirt that fits you flat and measure across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes. Measurements may vary by 1 to 2 inches.

Sizing: each piece is printed for you, so please check the size guide before you order. We don’t offer size exchanges, but you can cancel within 14 days of delivery and send it back unworn (return postage is at your cost). Returns policy

  • Fabric: Midweight cotton, 5.3 oz/yd², with a tear-away label.
  • Fit: Classic unisex fit, sizes S to 5XL. Compare with a tee you own using the size guide.
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron the print.
  • Made: Printed to order in the USA. Ships in 3–7 business days, then US delivery takes 2–5 business days.

Free US shipping.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

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Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

Ask a lawyer about the holiday and the answer comes with a document request. This retro T-shirt draws it like an old comic panel: Thanksgiving is just discovery with gravy. A lawyer in a blue suit holds up a gravy boat tagged EXHIBIT A over a roast turkey, side dishes lined up like witnesses. Objection, sustained.

It works for attorneys, judges' clerks and law school grads who treat the dinner table like a deposition. Pull it out for Thanksgiving, a Friendsgiving or the first holiday after the bar. Turkey carved, record sealed. The cranberry sauce declined to comment.

Details

  • Art: A retro comic-style poster: a lawyer in a blue suit at a Thanksgiving table holds up a gravy boat tagged EXHIBIT A over a roast turkey and side dishes, with red lettering on yellow banners.
  • Text on the art: THANKSGIVING IS JUST / DISCOVERY / WITH / GRAVY. (small decorative tag on the art: EXHIBIT A).
  • Unisex sizing, S to 5XL; check the size chart before you order. Colors: White, Sand, Black and Navy.

Questions

  • What does the shirt say? "Thanksgiving is just discovery with gravy." in red letters on yellow banners.
  • Which colors are there? White, Sand, Black and Navy, unisex S to 5XL.
  • Who is it for? Attorneys, law clerks, law school grads and anyone who cross-examines at dinner.

Good to know

Printed just for you after you order.

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free.

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