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White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "I Can Back a Trailer Into Anything Except My Own Driveway."
Plain crewneck sweatshirt, back view
White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "I Can Back a Trailer Into Anything Except My Own Driveway.", folded view
White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "I Can Back a Trailer Into Anything Except My Own Driveway.", styled flat lay
Crewneck sweatshirt size chart
  1. White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "I Can Back a Trailer Into Anything Except My Own Driveway."
  2. Plain crewneck sweatshirt, back view
  3. White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "I Can Back a Trailer Into Anything Except My Own Driveway.", folded view
  4. White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "I Can Back a Trailer Into Anything Except My Own Driveway.", styled flat lay
  5. Crewneck sweatshirt size chart

Trucker Crewneck, I Can Back a Trailer Into Anything Except My Own Driveway

From $34.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

“I Can Back a Trailer Into Anything Except My Own Driveway.” on the front of a white crewneck sweatshirt, with the orange semi, the crooked trailer and the flattened trash can. For the trucker who parks better at work than at home. Docks, fine. Driveway, no.

Size guide · S to 5XL
Crewneck sweatshirt measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve length
S202633
M222734
L242835
XL262936
2XL283037
3XL303138
4XL323239
5XL343340

Chest is measured across the chest 1 inch below the armhole, laid flat (double it for the full chest). Body length is from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Sleeve length is from the center back of the neck to the sleeve hem. Allow about 1 inch either way.

Sizing: each piece is printed for you, so please check the size guide before you order. We don’t offer size exchanges, but you can cancel within 14 days of delivery and send it back unworn (return postage is at your cost). Returns policy

$7.99 US shipping for the first one, plus $2.09 for each extra one. Items from different suppliers ship separately and are charged separately.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

Sending it as a gift? At checkout, enter their name and address under “Shipping address”, then untick “Use same address for billing” and add your own billing address.

Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

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An orange semi sits at an angle across a yellow driveway on this crewneck sweatshirt. The trailer is pointed roughly at the garage. Up in the cab, the driver is scratching his head. Trash bin, flattened.

Truck stops, safety meetings and the first morning of home time are all covered. Every dock he backs into all week is tighter than this driveway, which is the whole problem. Eighteen wheels, one driveway. The garage remains undamaged, mostly by luck.

Details

  • White Crewneck sweatshirt in sizes S to 5XL
  • Printed on the front with “I Can Back a Trailer Into Anything Except My Own Driveway.”
  • Original Truweli art of an orange semi truck with a cream trailer angled across a yellow driveway in front of a red house and garage, a flustered driver scratching his head in the cab and a knocked-over trash can on the lawn

Questions

  • What sizes are there? S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL.
  • Where is the art? On the front.
  • Who is it for? Truck drivers, owner-operators, long haul and regional drivers, and the families waiting for them to get the rig parked at home.

Good to know

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.

Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in San Jose, California.

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