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Welders. Hand them a $5 chair. It comes back 90 pounds. A unisex crewneck

From $34.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

A white unisex crewneck sweatshirt with a 90-pound steel chair and the WELDER definition: “Hand them a $5 chair. It comes back weighing 90 pounds.” For any welder on a cold shop morning. Square tube, no wobble.

Size guide · S to 5XL
Crewneck sweatshirt measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve length
S202633
M222734
L242835
XL262936
2XL283037
3XL303138
4XL323239
5XL343340

Chest is measured across the chest 1 inch below the armhole, laid flat (double it for the full chest). Body length is from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Sleeve length is from the center back of the neck to the sleeve hem. Allow about 1 inch either way.

Sizing: each piece is printed for you, so please check the size guide before you order. We don’t offer size exchanges, but you can cancel within 14 days of delivery and send it back unworn (return postage is at your cost). Returns policy

$7.99 US shipping for the first one, plus $2.09 for each extra one. Items from different suppliers ship separately and are charged separately.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

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Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

On this crewneck sweatshirt, a five-dollar folding chair walks into the shop and leaves as furniture nobody can lift. Ninety pounds, give or take. The unisex design tells it in dictionary form, with a big orange WELDER on top, the before-and-after chairs underneath and a scale stuck at 90. The definition reads Hand them a $5 chair. It comes back weighing 90 pounds. Its one synonym, heirloom maker, sits at the bottom in steel blue.

For cold mornings in the shop and long Saturdays in the garage, whoever is holding the stinger. Hand it over at Christmas, a birthday or the end of a first year as a welding apprentice. Square tube, no wobble. The orange corner braces are a nice touch nobody asked for.

Details

  • Art: An orange wooden folding chair, an orange arrow, and the same chair rebuilt as a hulking gunmetal steel chair with orange corner braces, sitting on a blue scale base whose yellow dial reads 90, all above a dictionary entry for WELDER.
  • Text on the art: WELDER / (wel·der) noun / Hand them a $5 chair. / It comes back / weighing 90 pounds. / Synonyms: / heirloom maker
  • Unisex sizing, S to 5XL; check the size chart in the photos before you order. Color: White.

Questions

  • What is on the front? A WELDER dictionary entry in orange, steel blue and yellow, with a flimsy chair turning into a 90-pound steel one.
  • Is it unisex? Yes, unisex sizing from S to 5XL. Check the size chart in the photos for the fit you like.
  • Who is it for? Welders, welding apprentices, ironworkers, garage fabricators and anyone who repairs things so they never break again.

Good to know

Printed just for you after you order.

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free.

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