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Hoodie for Runners: Deck the Halls With My Mile Splits

From $39.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

Santa is gasping, the reindeer is down, and the runner is still checking his splits. This funny running Christmas hoodie is printed on the front with DECK THE HALLS WITH MY MILE SPLITS over a cartoon Santa-hat runner sprinting past snowy mile posts reading 7:02, 6:48 and 6:31. A cozy Christmas gift for the runner who heads out on cold December mornings anyway.

Size guide · S to 5XL
Hoodie measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve length
S202733
M222834
L242935
XL263036
2XL283137
3XL303238
4XL323339
5XL343440

Lay one that fits you flat and compare. Allow about 1 inch either way. Full size guide

Sizing: each piece is printed for you, so please check the size guide before you order. We don’t offer size exchanges, but you can cancel within 14 days of delivery and send it back unworn (return postage is at your cost). Returns policy

$7.99 US shipping for the first one, plus $2.09 for each extra one. Items from different suppliers ship separately and are charged separately.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

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Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

This hoodie reads “DECK THE HALLS WITH MY MILE SPLITS” over a Santa-hat runner passing an exhausted Santa. Some people deck the halls with tinsel, but runners would rather do it with negative splits. Santa, falling behind.

A Santa hat at full speed. It makes Christmas a little brighter for the runner who has earned the joke. Every running club has one member who brings a stopwatch to dinner.

Details

  • Unisex pullover hoodie, 50/50 cotton and polyester in all four colors, 8.0 oz/yd², double-lined hood, pouch pocket, tear-away label
  • Colors: White, Sport Gray, Ash and Sand; sizes S to 5XL
  • Printed on the front with “DECK THE HALLS WITH MY MILE SPLITS”
  • Original Truweli art of a Santa-hat runner passing an exhausted Santa beside mile posts reading 7:02, 6:48 and 6:31
  • Fit: It is a unisex fit from S to 5XL. Check the size guide below before you order.
  • Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry medium, iron, steam or dry on low heat, and do not dry clean.

Size guide

Size Chest width (in) Body length (in) Sleeve length from center back (in)
S 20 27 33.5
M 22 28 34.5
L 24 29 35.5
XL 26 30 36.5
2XL 28 31 37.5
3XL 30 32 38.5
4XL 32 33 39.5
5XL 34 34 40.5
  • Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest is measured across the chest 1 inch below the armhole, laid flat. Body length is from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Sleeve length is measured from the center back.

Good to know

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.

Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in Columbus, Ohio.

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