My tent says it sleeps four. It has never met four people. Camping crewneck

The tent bag promised room for four, and the crewneck sweatshirt keeps the receipts. Bold flat letters stack above an orange dome tent: My tent says it sleeps four. It has never met four people. The last line sits in heavy dark letters on an orange banner, so the punchline lands first. Big tent energy, small tent reality.

A warm layer for cold mornings at the campsite, fall hikes and nights around the fire pit. Save it for a birthday, a retirement trip or the start of camping season. Coffee on, rain fly up. Nobody reads the tent label until the second night.

Details

• Art: Flat vector lettering stacked over an orange dome tent with a sleeping bag inside and a small SLEEPS 4 tag on the tent; MY TENT SAYS in tan, IT SLEEPS FOUR. in orange, and IT HAS NEVER MET FOUR PEOPLE. in dark navy letters on an orange banner.
• Text on the art: MY TENT SAYS / IT SLEEPS FOUR. / IT HAS NEVER / MET FOUR PEOPLE. (small decorative tag on the art: SLEEPS 4).
• Unisex sizing, S to 5XL; check the size chart before you order. Colors: Black and Navy.

Questions

• What is on the front? A flat graphic orange tent with a SLEEPS 4 tag and the line "My tent says it sleeps four. It has never met four people."
• What sizes and colors? Unisex S to 5XL in Black and Navy.
• Who would wear it? Car campers, hikers, fire pit regulars and anyone with a tent that runs small.

Good to know

Printed just for you after you order.

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free.

Truweli. The gift that says you noticed.