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White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "Every Day Someone Says ‘I Was Only Going Five Over.’ Usually It’s My Mom."
Plain crewneck sweatshirt, back view
White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "Every Day Someone Says ‘I Was Only Going Five Over.’ Usually It’s My Mom.", folded view
White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "Every Day Someone Says ‘I Was Only Going Five Over.’ Usually It’s My Mom.", styled flat lay
Crewneck sweatshirt size chart
  1. White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "Every Day Someone Says ‘I Was Only Going Five Over.’ Usually It’s My Mom."
  2. Plain crewneck sweatshirt, back view
  3. White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "Every Day Someone Says ‘I Was Only Going Five Over.’ Usually It’s My Mom.", folded view
  4. White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "Every Day Someone Says ‘I Was Only Going Five Over.’ Usually It’s My Mom.", styled flat lay
  5. Crewneck sweatshirt size chart

Cop Crewneck: Every Day Someone Says I Was Only Going Five Over

From $34.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

“Every Day Someone Says ‘I Was Only Going Five Over.’ Usually It’s My Mom.” on the front of a white crewneck sweatshirt, with the officer, his speeding mother and her plate of cookies. For the cop who has pulled over family before. Warning issued, cheek pinched.

Size guide · S to 5XL
Crewneck sweatshirt measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve length
S202633
M222734
L242835
XL262936
2XL283037
3XL303138
4XL323239
5XL343340

Chest is measured across the chest 1 inch below the armhole, laid flat (double it for the full chest). Body length is from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Sleeve length is from the center back of the neck to the sleeve hem. Allow about 1 inch either way.

Sizing: each piece is printed for you, so please check the size guide before you order. We don’t offer size exchanges, but you can cancel within 14 days of delivery and send it back unworn (return postage is at your cost). Returns policy

$7.99 US shipping for the first one, plus $2.09 for each extra one. Items from different suppliers ship separately and are charged separately.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

Sending it as a gift? At checkout, enter their name and address under “Shipping address”, then untick “Use same address for billing” and add your own billing address.

Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

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A police officer with a ticket pad stands at the window of an orange car on this crewneck sweatshirt. The driver is his mother. She is pinching his cheek. Speed, roughly five over.

It is appropriate for roll call, court mornings and family dinners where the subject of speeding comes up again. State troopers and deputies have all pulled over somebody’s grandmother at least once. No ticket, technically. A plate of cookies was entered into evidence and then eaten.

Details

  • White Crewneck sweatshirt in sizes S to 5XL
  • Printed on the front with “Every Day Someone Says ‘I Was Only Going Five Over.’ Usually It’s My Mom.”
  • Original Truweli art of a weary police officer in a navy cap and navy work shirt, ticket pad in hand, while a grinning gray-haired grandma in cat-eye glasses pinches his cheek from the window of her orange car, a plate of cookies on the seat beside her

Questions

  • What sizes are there? S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL.
  • Where is the art? On the front.
  • Who is it for? Police officers, traffic cops, state troopers, deputies and their families, especially anyone whose mother drives a little fast.

Good to know

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.

Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in San Jose, California.

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