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White T-shirt printed with "Every Day Someone Says ‘I Was Only Going Five Over.’ Usually It’s My Mom."
Plain T-shirt, back view
White T-shirt printed with "Every Day Someone Says ‘I Was Only Going Five Over.’ Usually It’s My Mom.", folded view
White T-shirt printed with "Every Day Someone Says ‘I Was Only Going Five Over.’ Usually It’s My Mom.", styled flat lay
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  1. White T-shirt printed with "Every Day Someone Says ‘I Was Only Going Five Over.’ Usually It’s My Mom."
  2. Plain T-shirt, back view
  3. White T-shirt printed with "Every Day Someone Says ‘I Was Only Going Five Over.’ Usually It’s My Mom.", folded view
  4. White T-shirt printed with "Every Day Someone Says ‘I Was Only Going Five Over.’ Usually It’s My Mom.", styled flat lay
  5. T-shirt size chart

Police Officer T-Shirt: Every Day Someone Says I Was Only Going Five Over

From $23.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

“Every Day Someone Says ‘I Was Only Going Five Over.’ Usually It’s My Mom.” on the front of a white T-shirt, with the officer, his speeding mother and her plate of cookies. For police officers whose toughest stop is family. Five over, every single time.

Size guide · S to 5XL
T-shirt measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBack length
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235

Lay a T-shirt that fits you flat and measure across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes. Measurements may vary by 1 to 2 inches.

Sizing: each piece is printed for you, so please check the size guide before you order. We don’t offer size exchanges, but you can cancel within 14 days of delivery and send it back unworn (return postage is at your cost). Returns policy

Free US shipping.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

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Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

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Police officers hear one traffic stop excuse more than any other, and this T-shirt puts it in the mouth of the officer’s own mother. The art shows him with his ticket pad out and a tired half-smile. Leaning out of an orange car, a gray-haired grandma in cat-eye glasses pinches his cheek. Cookies on the passenger seat.

This one is for the cop who writes the ticket and still goes to Sunday dinner. Ticket pad out, cheek pinched. Troopers and deputies hear that excuse daily, just rarely from someone who packed their lunch. The cookies were not a bribe, according to her.

Details

  • White T-shirt in sizes S to 5XL
  • Printed on the front with “Every Day Someone Says ‘I Was Only Going Five Over.’ Usually It’s My Mom.”
  • Original Truweli art of a weary police officer in a navy cap and navy work shirt, ticket pad in hand, while a grinning gray-haired grandma in cat-eye glasses pinches his cheek from the window of her orange car, a plate of cookies on the seat beside her

Questions

  • What sizes are there? S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL.
  • Where is the art? On the front.
  • Who is it for? Police officers, traffic cops, state troopers, deputies and their families, especially anyone whose mother drives a little fast.

Good to know

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.

Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in Columbus, Ohio.

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