Surprise Me Is Not a Flavor, Glamorous Bartender Hoodie
From $39.99
Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only
A funny cocktail bartender white unisex hoodie printed on the front with the line “Surprise me” is not a flavor. Made for the bartender who has heard every vague order in the book and still makes a great drink. Production usually takes 3-7 business days. Pure mixologist and bartending humor. It is the bartending hoodie they will actually reach for.
$7.99 US shipping for the first one, plus $2.09 for each extra one. Items from different suppliers ship separately and are charged separately.
Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).
Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping
Sending it as a gift? At checkout, enter their name and address under “Shipping address”, then untick “Use same address for billing” and add your own billing address.
Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.
Bartenders have all heard the order that inspired this hoodie: “Surprise me” is not a flavor. A guest waves at the whole back bar and asks for something good, with no spirit and no hint, and the lashes in the art say everything. Something good, apparently.
The bartender will wear it, say nothing and look quietly vindicated. Menu, ignored. Bar spoons go missing at the same rate as socks.
Details
- Unisex pullover hoodie, 50/50 cotton and polyester, 8.0 oz/yd², double-lined hood, pouch pocket
- White, sizes S to 5XL
- Printed on the front with “Surprise me” is not a flavor.
- Original Truweli art of a glamorous, unimpressed bartender with a big messy highlighted bun and heavy lashes
- Fit: It is a unisex fit from S to 5XL. Check the size guide below before you order.
- Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low and do not iron the print.
Size guide
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) | Sleeve length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 | 39 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40 |
- Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest is measured across the chest 1 inch below the armhole, laid flat. Body length is from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Sleeve length is from the center back of the neck to the sleeve hem.
Good to know
Production usually takes 3-7 business days.
Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.
Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in Columbus, Ohio.
Truweli. The gift that says you noticed.
Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review.
Same joke, other formats
-
“Surprise me” is not a flavor. A mug for the bartender who’s heard it
$18.99View mug This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Surprise Me Is Not a Flavor, Glamorous Bartender T-Shirt
From $23.99Choose size & color This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Surprise me is not a flavor. Cocktail bartenders will want this crewneck
From $34.99Choose size & color This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Explore the matching collection
See all Bartender gifts-
Funny Bartender Mug: Yes, I Saw You. No, You’re Not Next.
$18.99View mug This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Reviews
There are no reviews yet.