Surprise Me Is Not a Flavor, Glamorous Bartender T-Shirt
From $23.99
Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only
A funny cocktail bartender white unisex t-shirt printed on the front with the line “Surprise me” is not a flavor. Made for the bartender who has heard every vague order in the book and still makes a great drink. Production usually takes 3-7 business days. Pure mixologist and bartending humor. It is the bartending shirt they will actually reach for.
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Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).
Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping
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Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.
A guest leans over the bar, waves at the whole back bar and asks for something good. There is no spirit, no style and no hint. No spirit named.
Back bar, gestured at. It covers a birthday and most ordinary days, which is about all anyone can ask of a T-shirt. Garnish trays tell the story of the whole night.
Details
- Classic-fit unisex T-shirt, 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd², tear-away label
- White, sizes S to 5XL
- Printed on the front with “Surprise me” is not a flavor.
- Original Truweli art of a glamorous, unimpressed bartender with a big messy highlighted bun and heavy lashes
- Fit: It is a classic unisex fit from S to 5XL. Check the size guide below before you order.
- Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low and do not iron the print.
Size guide
| Size | Chest width (in) | Back length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
- Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Compare with a T-shirt that fits you: lay it flat and measure.
Good to know
Production usually takes 3-7 business days.
Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.
Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in Columbus, Ohio.
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