Sleeps four, says the tent. It has never met four people. Camping hoodie

Sleeps four, says the tent, and anyone who has tried it knows better. This hoodie carries the whole line in flat bold letters over an orange tent: My tent says it sleeps four. It has never met four people. A sleeping bag fills the tent floor and a tag on the pole still insists on four. Honest gear, finally.

Made for campers who pull the hood up when the sun goes down, from state park regulars to first-timers with new gear. It fits a birthday, a graduation road trip or the first cold night of the season. Hood up, stakes in. The tent instructions also claim it sets up in five minutes.

Details

• Art: Flat vector lettering stacked over an orange dome tent with a sleeping bag inside and a small SLEEPS 4 tag on the tent; MY TENT SAYS in tan, IT SLEEPS FOUR. in orange, and IT HAS NEVER MET FOUR PEOPLE. in dark navy letters on an orange banner.
• Text on the art: MY TENT SAYS / IT SLEEPS FOUR. / IT HAS NEVER / MET FOUR PEOPLE. (small decorative tag on the art: SLEEPS 4).
• Unisex sizing, S to 5XL; check the size chart before you order. Colors: Black and Navy.

Questions

• How does the front look? Stacked lettering over an orange dome tent with a SLEEPS 4 tag, centered on the chest.
• Is it unisex? Yes. Unisex sizing from S to 5XL, in Black and Navy.
• Who is it for? State park campers, new campers, camp counselors and anyone who has shared a two-person tent with three.

Good to know

Printed just for you after you order.

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free.

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