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Where did my sleeping pad’s air go after 10 p.m.? Asks a camping crewneck

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CAMPING, defined on a crewneck sweatshirt, with a dictionary entry that ends on “a sleeping pad that was full of air at 10 p.m.” For chilly campsite evenings and the person whose pad gave up first. Orange and navy on white.

Size guide · S to 5XL
Crewneck sweatshirt measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve length
S202633
M222734
L242835
XL262936
2XL283037
3XL303138
4XL323239
5XL343340

Chest is measured across the chest 1 inch below the armhole, laid flat (double it for the full chest). Body length is from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Sleeve length is from the center back of the neck to the sleeve hem. Allow about 1 inch either way.

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On this crewneck sweatshirt the word CAMPING sits in big orange letters over a dictionary entry that starts nicely, with fresh air, starry skies and campfire stories, then takes a turn at the outhouse. The final synonym is the sleeping pad that was full of air at 10 p.m., and the pad is drawn below it, limp over a log next to a small tent. A cold-night sweatshirt with a cold-night joke.

Campers who have spent a night on the ground with a pad still technically underneath them get the joke at once. Give it for a birthday or a camping trip in the fall, when the evenings need another layer. Warm top, flat pad. The tent in the drawing looks like it held up better.

Details

  • Art: An orange and navy dictionary entry for CAMPING, with an orange sleeping pad lying flat and limp over a log, a small orange tent and a row of pine trees underneath.
  • Text on the art: CAMPING / (camp·ing) [noun] / Synonyms: fresh air, starry skies, campfire stories, the long walk to the outhouse, a sleeping pad that was full of air at 10 p.m. (last line highlighted in orange)
  • Unisex sizing from S to 5XL; check the size chart in the photos before you order. Color: White.

Questions

  • What does the print say? CAMPING (camp·ing) [noun], then the synonyms, ending with "a sleeping pad that was full of air at 10 p.m."
  • Who is it for? Car campers, tent campers, camping couples and the friend who always packs the pump and forgets the patch kit.

Good to know

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Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free.

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