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White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "I don't fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.” On the front of a white crewneck sweatshirt, with the smug tech and his duct-taped pipes. For maintenance staff who have met the last guy's work. Permanent repairs only."
Plain crewneck sweatshirt, back view
White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "I don't fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.” On the front of a white crewneck sweatshirt, with the smug tech and his duct-taped pipes. For maintenance staff who have met the last guy's work. Permanent repairs only.", folded view
White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "I don't fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.” On the front of a white crewneck sweatshirt, with the smug tech and his duct-taped pipes. For maintenance staff who have met the last guy's work. Permanent repairs only.", styled flat lay
Crewneck sweatshirt size chart
  1. White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "I don't fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.” On the front of a white crewneck sweatshirt, with the smug tech and his duct-taped pipes. For maintenance staff who have met the last guy's work. Permanent repairs only."
  2. Plain crewneck sweatshirt, back view
  3. White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "I don't fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.” On the front of a white crewneck sweatshirt, with the smug tech and his duct-taped pipes. For maintenance staff who have met the last guy's work. Permanent repairs only.", folded view
  4. White crewneck sweatshirt printed with "I don't fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.” On the front of a white crewneck sweatshirt, with the smug tech and his duct-taped pipes. For maintenance staff who have met the last guy's work. Permanent repairs only.", styled flat lay
  5. Crewneck sweatshirt size chart

Boiler Room Handyman Crewneck: I Fix Whatever the Last Guy Called Temporary

From $34.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

I don’t fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.” On the front of a white crewneck sweatshirt, with the smug tech and his duct-taped pipes. For maintenance staff who have met the last guy’s work. Permanent repairs only.

Size guide · S to 5XL
Crewneck sweatshirt measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve length
S202633
M222734
L242835
XL262936
2XL283037
3XL303138
4XL323239
5XL343340

Chest is measured across the chest 1 inch below the armhole, laid flat (double it for the full chest). Body length is from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Sleeve length is from the center back of the neck to the sleeve hem. Allow about 1 inch either way.

Sizing: each piece is printed for you, so please check the size guide before you order. We don’t offer size exchanges, but you can cancel within 14 days of delivery and send it back unworn (return postage is at your cost). Returns policy

$7.99 US shipping for the first one, plus $2.09 for each extra one. Items from different suppliers ship separately and are charged separately.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

Sending it as a gift? At checkout, enter their name and address under “Shipping address”, then untick “Use same address for billing” and add your own billing address.

Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

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This crewneck sweatshirt features a maintenance tech resting a rusty wrench on his shoulder beside a set of duct-taped pipes. The pipes were fixed temporarily. The word temporary is doing a lot of work. A gauge, a sign, a smirk.

Fine for the night shift, the parts run and the meeting about the budget for proper parts. Facilities staff and the building handyman will recognize every zip tie. Cable ties, counted. The last guy left no notes.

Details

  • White Crewneck sweatshirt in sizes S to 5XL
  • Printed on the front with the line I don’t fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.”
  • Original Truweli art of a smug maintenance tech with a rusty adjustable wrench on his shoulder, standing over duct-taped pipes, cable ties and a pressure gauge, with the line on a weathered wooden sign

Questions

  • What sizes are there? S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL.
  • Where is the art? On the front.
  • Who is it for? Maintenance techs, building maintenance staff, the handyman on call and facilities crews who inherit other people’s quick fixes.

Good to know

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.

Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in San Jose, California.

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