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White T-shirt printed with "I don't fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.” On the front of a white T-shirt, with the smug tech and his duct-taped pipes. For the handyman who fixes the fix. Duct tape, retired."
Plain T-shirt, back view
White T-shirt printed with "I don't fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.” On the front of a white T-shirt, with the smug tech and his duct-taped pipes. For the handyman who fixes the fix. Duct tape, retired.", folded view
White T-shirt printed with "I don't fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.” On the front of a white T-shirt, with the smug tech and his duct-taped pipes. For the handyman who fixes the fix. Duct tape, retired.", styled flat lay
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  1. White T-shirt printed with "I don't fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.” On the front of a white T-shirt, with the smug tech and his duct-taped pipes. For the handyman who fixes the fix. Duct tape, retired."
  2. Plain T-shirt, back view
  3. White T-shirt printed with "I don't fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.” On the front of a white T-shirt, with the smug tech and his duct-taped pipes. For the handyman who fixes the fix. Duct tape, retired.", folded view
  4. White T-shirt printed with "I don't fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.” On the front of a white T-shirt, with the smug tech and his duct-taped pipes. For the handyman who fixes the fix. Duct tape, retired.", styled flat lay
  5. T-shirt size chart

I Fix Whatever the Last Guy Called Temporary on a Maintenance Tech Tee

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Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

I don’t fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.” On the front of a white T-shirt, with the smug tech and his duct-taped pipes. For the handyman who fixes the fix. Duct tape, retired.

Size guide · S to 5XL
T-shirt measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBack length
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235

Lay a T-shirt that fits you flat and measure across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes. Measurements may vary by 1 to 2 inches.

Sizing: each piece is printed for you, so please check the size guide before you order. We don’t offer size exchanges, but you can cancel within 14 days of delivery and send it back unworn (return postage is at your cost). Returns policy

Free US shipping.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

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Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

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Every maintenance tech has found duct tape where a pipe fitting should be, and this T-shirt is for the one who found it today. The art shows him with a rusty adjustable wrench on his shoulder, standing over taped pipes and zip-tied cables. The last guy called it temporary. Eleven years ago.

Good for work orders, boiler checks and long walks to the mechanical room. Handyman types and facilities crews will read the sign and think of one specific repair. A shirt with receipts. The duct tape held, which is the annoying part.

Details

  • White T-shirt in sizes S to 5XL
  • Printed on the front with the line I don’t fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.”
  • Original Truweli art of a smug maintenance tech with a rusty adjustable wrench on his shoulder, standing over duct-taped pipes, cable ties and a pressure gauge, with the line on a weathered wooden sign

Questions

  • What sizes are there? S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL.
  • Where is the art? On the front.
  • Who is it for? Maintenance techs, building maintenance staff, the handyman on call and facilities crews who inherit other people’s quick fixes.

Good to know

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.

Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in Columbus, Ohio.

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