CNA Crewneck Sweatshirt: I Get Paid to Be Peed On. Barely.
From $34.99
Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only
For the CNA who answers every call light, does the care nobody puts on a recruiting poster and still gives a thumbs-up at the end of a double. They will laugh the first time they pull it on for an early shift. This funny CNA crewneck sweatshirt is printed on the front with “I GET PAID TO BE PEED ON. BARELY.” and makes an easy gift for Nursing Assistants Week, CNA graduation, a new job or a rough week. Pure deadpan humor.
$7.99 US shipping for the first one, plus $2.09 for each extra one. Items from different suppliers ship separately and are charged separately.
Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).
Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping
Sending it as a gift? At checkout, enter their name and address under “Shipping address”, then untick “Use same address for billing” and add your own billing address.
Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.
The call lights never stop, the coffee goes cold, and somehow the CNA is still giving a thumbs-up. “Barely.” is the deadpan part. Read it as barely paid, or a very narrow escape.
Details
- Classic-fit unisex crewneck sweatshirt, 50/50 cotton and polyester, 8.0 oz/yd², tear-away label
- White, sizes S to 5XL
- Printed on the front with “I GET PAID TO BE PEED ON. BARELY.”
- Original Truweli art of a chibi CNA with flat, unimpressed eyes and a messy curly bun in teal scrubs
FAQ
How does it fit? It is a classic unisex fit from S to 5XL. Check the size guide below before you order.
How do I care for it? Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low and do not iron the print.
How long does it take? Production usually takes 3-7 business days. We ship to US addresses only.
How is it packed, and can I send it as a gift? It is packed for shipping, not gift-wrapped. Sending it as a gift? Enter their address under Shipping address at checkout, then untick “Use same address for billing” and add your own.
What if it arrives damaged? Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.
Size guide
Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest is measured across the chest 1 inch below the armhole, laid flat. Body length is from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Sleeve length is from the center back of the neck to the sleeve hem.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) | Sleeve length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26 | 33 |
| M | 22 | 27 | 34 |
| L | 24 | 28 | 35 |
| XL | 26 | 29 | 36 |
| 2XL | 28 | 30 | 37 |
| 3XL | 30 | 31 | 38 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 | 39 |
| 5XL | 34 | 33 | 40 |
Printed to order in the USA.
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