Break Room CNA Hoodie: I Get Paid to Be Peed On. Barely.
From $39.99
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For the CNA who answers every call light, does the care nobody puts on a recruiting poster and still gives a thumbs-up at the end of a double. They will laugh the first time they pull it on after a double. This funny CNA hoodie is printed on the front with “I GET PAID TO BE PEED ON. BARELY.” and makes an easy gift for Nursing Assistants Week, CNA graduation, a new job or a rough week. Pure deadpan humor.
$7.99 US shipping for the first one, plus $2.09 for each extra one. Items from different suppliers ship separately and are charged separately.
Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).
Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping
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Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.
This hoodie carries a CNA joke that hangs on one word: “I GET PAID TO BE PEED ON. BARELY.” Barely paid or a very narrow escape on a busy shift, both readings are accurate. The hands-on part of the job does not come with a script. Teal scrubs, steady hands.
A deadpan stare. The CNA who gets it will wear it without saying a word about why. Every unit has one call light that rings exactly when the coffee is ready.
Details
- Unisex pullover hoodie, 50/50 cotton and polyester, 8.0 oz/yd², double-lined hood, pouch pocket
- White, sizes S to 5XL
- Printed on the front with “I GET PAID TO BE PEED ON. BARELY.”
- Original Truweli art of a chibi CNA with flat, unimpressed eyes and a messy curly bun in teal scrubs
- Fit: It is a unisex fit from S to 5XL. Check the size guide below before you order.
- Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low and do not iron the print.
Size guide
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) | Sleeve length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 | 39 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40 |
- Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Chest is measured across the chest 1 inch below the armhole, laid flat. Body length is from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Sleeve length is from the center back of the neck to the sleeve hem.
Good to know
Production usually takes 3-7 business days.
Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.
Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in Columbus, Ohio.
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