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White T-shirt printed with "I GET PAID TO BE PEED ON. BARELY." and a tired CNA in teal scrubs giving a thumbs-up
Plain white t-shirt, back view
Close-up of the funny deadpan chibi CNA design on the t-shirt reading "I GET PAID TO BE PEED ON. BARELY."
Close-up of the funny deadpan chibi CNA design on the t-shirt reading "I GET PAID TO BE PEED ON. BARELY."
T-shirt size chart
  1. White T-shirt printed with "I GET PAID TO BE PEED ON. BARELY." and a tired CNA in teal scrubs giving a thumbs-up
  2. Plain white t-shirt, back view
  3. Close-up of the funny deadpan chibi CNA design on the t-shirt reading "I GET PAID TO BE PEED ON. BARELY."
  4. Close-up of the funny deadpan chibi CNA design on the t-shirt reading "I GET PAID TO BE PEED ON. BARELY."
  5. T-shirt size chart

I Get Paid to Be Peed On. Barely. CNA T-Shirt

From $23.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

This funny CNA t-shirt is printed on the front with “I GET PAID TO BE PEED ON. BARELY.” Made for the CNA who does the hands-on care and still shows up for the next shift, it is an easy gift for Nursing Assistants Week, CNA graduation, a new job or a rough week. It is the funny CNA shirt they will actually reach for.

Size guide · S to 5XL
T-shirt measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBack length
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235

Lay one that fits you flat and compare. Allow about 1 inch either way. Full size guide

Sizing: each piece is printed for you, so please check the size guide before you order. We don’t offer size exchanges, but you can cancel within 14 days of delivery and send it back unworn (return postage is at your cost). Returns policy

Free US shipping.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

Sending it as a gift? At checkout, enter their name and address under “Shipping address”, then untick “Use same address for billing” and add your own billing address.

Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

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Every nursing assistant gets this one immediately. Read it as barely paid, or as a very narrow escape on a busy shift. Barely, in both senses.

Shoes with mileage. Picture the CNA you love most, ready to wear it at the break room with a grin. Break room tables have seen a lot of reheated dinners at 2 a.m.

Details

  • Classic-fit unisex T-shirt, 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd², tear-away label
  • White, sizes S to 5XL
  • Printed on the front with “I GET PAID TO BE PEED ON. BARELY.”
  • Original Truweli art of a chibi CNA with flat, unimpressed eyes and a messy curly bun in teal scrubs
  • Fit: It is a classic unisex fit from S to 5XL. Check the size guide below before you order.
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low and do not iron the print.

Size guide

Size Chest width (in) Back length (in)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
5XL 32 35
  • Garment measurements in inches, laid flat. Compare with a T-shirt that fits you: lay it flat and measure.

Good to know

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.

Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in Columbus, Ohio.

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