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Smug Maintenance Tech Hoodie: I Fix Whatever the Last Guy Called Temporary

From $39.99

Ships from the USA · printed to order for you · US addresses only

I don’t fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.” On the front of a white hoodie, with the smug tech and his duct-taped pipes. For the maintenance tech who inherits every shortcut. Wrench on the shoulder, eyebrows raised.

Size guide · S to 5XL
Hoodie measurements (inches, laid flat)
SizeChest widthBody lengthSleeve length
S202733
M222834
L242935
XL263036
2XL283137
3XL303238
4XL323339
5XL343440

Chest is measured across the chest 1 inch below the armhole, laid flat (double it for the full chest). Body length is from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Sleeve length is from the center back of the neck to the sleeve hem. Allow about 1 inch either way.

Sizing: each piece is printed for you, so please check the size guide before you order. We don’t offer size exchanges, but you can cancel within 14 days of delivery and send it back unworn (return postage is at your cost). Returns policy

$7.99 US shipping for the first one, plus $2.09 for each extra one. Items from different suppliers ship separately and are charged separately.

Delivery: made to order in 3–7 business days, then shipped from inside the USA (US transit is typically 2–5 business days).

Returns: if it arrives faulty, damaged or not as described, tell us within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it free. Please check the details and photos (and the size guide, for clothing) before you order. Returns policy · Shipping

Sending it as a gift? At checkout, enter their name and address under “Shipping address”, then untick “Use same address for billing” and add your own billing address.

Printed to order in the USA, so there are no import fees. We ship to US addresses only.

This hoodie shows a smug maintenance technician with a rusty adjustable wrench over his shoulder and a pipe full of duct tape behind him. His job is not the problem. His job is whatever the previous person left behind. Zip ties included.

Throw it on for the cold mechanical room or the roof check in November. It suits maintenance techs, handyman crews, facilities teams and anyone who has opened a panel and sighed. Hood up, wrench out. Somewhere, a repair ticket from 2014 is still marked as resolved.

Details

  • White Hooded sweatshirt in sizes S to 5XL
  • Printed on the front with the line I don’t fix problems. I fix whatever the last guy called “temporary.”
  • Original Truweli art of a smug maintenance tech with a rusty adjustable wrench on his shoulder, standing over duct-taped pipes, cable ties and a pressure gauge, with the line on a weathered wooden sign

Questions

  • What sizes are there? S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL.
  • Where is the art? On the front.
  • Who is it for? Maintenance techs, building maintenance staff, the handyman on call and facilities crews who inherit other people’s quick fixes.

Good to know

Production usually takes 3-7 business days.

Printed just for you after you order. Faulty or damaged? We replace or refund it free. See Returns for details.

Designed by Truweli with the help of AI, printed in the USA by a print partner in Columbus, Ohio.

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